Recenzje



    ENG
  • Depraved Plague - "Systemic" 2013 / 1CD
    CONTAGION RECORDS
    UK

    Depraved Plague - Systemic There used to be a time when British death metal bands sounded, you know, fucken British. The UK, the land of big fucken tits, is known for a lot of things, but good death metal is generally not among them. At least not in the last decade and a half or so. Depraved Plague (yeah, very original - was Abnormally Large Aureolas taken?) is yet another UK band sounding more like a particularly fucken retarded USDM band. It was also released on Contagion Records, which should have any fucken sensible person running to the hills. Next to surprising the world with the fucken shittastic Meat Train there's one more fucken signing on Contagion Records. Unlike the rest of you dumb fucks, I'm not holding my breath for it. "Systemic", despite its amateuristic layout, is actually pretty.... Uhm, decent? Not terribly fucken interesting, or anything - but decent, at least. There's a girl on bass guitar here too. You can even hear her fucken bass guitar. Yeah, like, for reals, and shit. Her name is Emma Davies, but I doubt she's related to the always very fucken naked Zoe Alexandra Davies - nor is her input as important as eternal goddess Jo Bench. We all need more Jo Bench in our lives. Just fucken saying. I'm not sure what the fuck to say about this other than this is yet another of those bands ripping off old Cannibal Corpse, or Suffocation. They are too necro, or stupid, to solo so don't hold your fucken breath to hear anything fucken interesting. They kinda remind me of that other stupid UK band Necrosis. Seriously, these two fucken bands should gig together as you can't tell their songs apart anyway. Usually there's a good reason when nobody wants to sign your stupid fucken band. A lot of times it is cos your piece of shit garage amateur hour fucken blows. Capiche? Anyway, so yeah, this record is out, and you can buy this shit if you still believe in that "support the underground" nonsense. It's bands like this that fucken killed the underground in the first place. Unlike the rest of you fucken assholes I have better stuff to do. Like getting insanely and obscenely drunk, or wondering how the Staceys (Poole and Massey) manage to walk upright.

    www.contagionrecords.com
    www.facebook.com/depravedplague
    www.depravedplague.co.ukFlemming Gabin / 5 Szukaj więcej o Depraved Plague
  • Multimedia




Najnowsza recenzja

Deamoniac

Visions of the Nightside
Trzeci album włoskiej death metalowej ekipy złożonej z byłych muzyków nieco bardziej znanego wszystkim Horrid. Tutaj, zafascynowani starą Szwecją oddają się całkiem przyjemnemu, brutalnemu m...





Najnowszy wywiad

Epitome

...co do saksofonu to był to przypadek całkowity. Bo idąc coś zjeść do miasta napotkaliśmy kolesia który na ulicy grał na saksofonie. Zagadałem do niego żeby nagrał nam jakieś partie i zgodził się. Oczywiście nie miał pojęcia na co się porwał, do tego komunikacja nie była najlepsza, bo okazał się być obywatelem Ukrainy i język polski nie był dobry albo w ogóle go nie było...