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[b]Global Domination[/b] is a site that concentrates on giving mankind some excellent reviews and interviews with various bands around this rotting globe. Some famous ones, some not-so-famous and maybe even some piss-poor bands that no one knows why we even bothered interviewing in the first place. They might have given us cash to do it, they might root for Colorado Avalanche or they might just be lucky to be on this site. Whatever reason we see as ok will get your band into this place. Alot of the stuff in here written by Lord K Philipson was originally published on the now-dead-maybe-to-be-resurrected-one-day www.whitetrashdevil.com site. The staff is working 24/7 (not really, but that sounded good) on bringing you shitloads of new reviews and interviews as we go along.

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I called it "[url=www.globaldomination.se]Pyorrhoea update[/url]". Enjoy, fuckers.

Edit: + a few reviews:
- Borknagar: Empiricism
- Darkthrone: A blaze in the northern sky
- Dark Tranquillity: Exposures
- Dimension Zero: This is hell
- In Flames: The Jester Race

[b][url=http://www.statikmajik.com/gd/info/updates.php]NEW UPDATE (Yes fuckers, that's a link that will take you directly to it.)[/url][/b]

What's new??
Few reviews and introduction of our new member.

[url=http://www.statikmajik.com/gd/info/updates.php]A bunch of reviews: (just hit this line)[/url]

- Aborted: The Haematobic E.P.
- Black Altar: Black Altar
- Grave: Fiendish Regression
- Invidia: Reflections of the shattered glass
- Kotipelto: Coldness
- Morgoth: Cursed
- The Crown: Deathrace King
- The Dillinger Escape Plan with Mike Patton: Irony Is A Dead Scene (EP)
- The Gathering: Mandylion

[url=http://www.statikmajik.com/gd/info/updates.php]CLICK ME, FUCKER (another update)[/url]

[b][url=http://www.statikmajik.com/gd/info/updates.php]UPDATE as of Monday, July 5th[/url][/b]

We have a new writer in the staff, Distresso.

And what would Global Domination be without reviews? Exactly. So here ya go:
- Anthrax: Music of mass destruction
- Arch Enemy: Wages of sin
- Chain of Hate: Demo
- Chuck Schuldiner: Zero Tolerance
- Entombed: Inferno
- Melvins: Stoner witch

[b]Name That Fucken GROWLER[/b] with Analripper is now on-line!!!

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Nie wiem kto wpierdolił "Soulless" do klasyki, ale już go lubię.

[b][url=http://www.globaldomination.se]Updates July 8th[/url][/b]

Another reviews.

So, here we go again:

[url=http://globaldomination.se][b]ANOTHER BUNCH OF REVIEWS(click me!!)[/b][/url]

- Opeth: Morningrise
- Psycroptic: The Scepter of the Ancients
- Suffocation: Despise the sun
- The Crown: Possessed 13
- Thyrfing: Vansinnesvisor
- Ulver: A Quick Fix of Melancholy
- Vader: Blood

[url=http://www.globaldomination.se][b]Updates July 14th[/b][/url]

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[b]Tuska 2004 Festival Report[/b] written by Lord K, Hannastacia, Saija and Statik Majik.

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Enjoy.

Reviews:
- Chastisement: Alleviation of pain
- Daysend: Severence
- Devourment: Molesting the decapitated
- Devildriver: Devildriver
- Iced Earth: The glorious burden
- MindGrinder: MindTech
- Nevermore: Enemies of Reality
- Norther: Mirror of madness
- Of the Wand & the Moon: :emptiness:emptiness:emptiness:
- Premonitions of War: Left in Kowloon
- Unleashed: Sworn allegiance

Class 6(66):
- Slayer: South of heaven

New or almost new staff-members:
Josh is back. No one knows why, but we don´t care. Main thing is that he´s here. And welcome the actual new members Farlus and Rance.

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August 12th, 2004
An interview with Steve Goldberg of Cephalic Carnage. And another Name that fucken tune.

And update ain´t and update without reviews:
- Bloodbath: Nightmares made flesh
- Borknagar: Epic
- Deranged: Plainfield cemetery
- Dixie Witch: One bird, two stones
- Dragonforce: Valley of the damned
- Funerarium: A.M.O.R.C.
- Hank Williams III/Assjack: Assjack Bootlegg II
- Liturgy: Dawn of ash
- Mr. Bungle: Mr. Bungle
- Rotting Christ: Genesis

August 10th, 2004
Reviews:
- Arcturus: The sham mirrors
- Enslaved: Below the lights
- Hank Williams III/Assjack: Assjack Bootlegg I
- Helmet: Size matters
- Khold: Morke Gravers Kammer
- Thorns/Emperor: Thorns vs Emperor
- Witchery: Dead, hot and ready

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November 9th, 2004
An interview with Jonas Torndal from [b]Grave[/b].

Class 6(66):
Obituary: Cause of death

Reviews:
- Arch Enemy: Dead eyes see no future EP
- Carnal Forge: Aren't you dead yet
- Dark Tranquillity: Lost to apathy EP
- Gardenian: Sindustries
- Immolation: Unholy cult
- In-Quest: Epileptic
- Insolvent: Demo 2003
- Megadeth: Risk
- Patologicum: Hecatomb of aberration
- Six feet Under: Graveyard classics 2
- Strapping Young Lad: City
- Tenhi: Väre
- Vader: The beast

November 12th, 2004
An inteview with Cato from Enslaved.

Reviews:
- Dying Fetus: Stop at nothing
- Erodead: Demo
- Incantation: The infernal storm
- Into Eternity: Buried in oblivion
- Massmurder: Slaughtered for snuff
- Megadeth: Cryptic writings
- Plutonium: Wind of change
- Sentenced: Crimson
- Strapping Young Lad: SYL
- Wynjara: Human plague

[url=http://www.statikmajik.com/gd/autopsy/november2004.php]Audio Autopsy for November[/url]

November 25th, 2004
Interview with Jeff Caxide from Isis.

Reviews:
- Dimmu Borgir: Puritanical euphoric misanthropia
- Impaled Nazarene: Abscence of war...does not mean peace
- Incantation: Blasphemy
- Kalmah: They will return
- Mercury Tide: Why?
- Nightwish: Tales from the elvenpath
- Of the Wand & the Moon: Lucifer
- Primal fear: Nuclear fire
- Rotting Christ: Sanctus diavolos

Class 6(66):
- At the Gates: Slaughter of the soul

December 7th, 2004

Audio Autopsy:
- December 2004

Class 6(66):
- AC/DC: Highway to hell